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Jokes..Jokes (Tunay na Jokes)
THE VOWELS OF SEX ACCORDING TO WOMEN

aahhh - napasukan
eehhh - naliitan
iihhh - nalakihan
oohhh - nasarapan
uuhhh - nilabasan

VIRGIN AGAIN

Woman: Thanks, Doc for making me a
virgin again for my wedding night. It
was perfect! No blood, No pain, and it
only cost me P50. How did you do it?
Doc: I just tied your pubic hair
together.

HUBAD NA

Girl: Hubad mo na bra ko.
Boy: Iyan hubad na.
Girl: Hubad mo na rin panty ko.
Boy: ‘Yan hubad na rin.
Girl: Sa susuenod huwag na huwag mong
gagamitin ang mga gamit ko, walanghiya
kaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

POTATO

Two wives are buying gulay in the local
market.
Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a
potato, naaalala ko ang itlog ng Pare
mo.
Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kalaki???
Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kadumi!!!

ITLOG NA PULA

Two wives are buying itlog in the local
market.
Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a
itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng
mister ko.
Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula???
Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!!

hahaha di lagi ipakita ug ipatilaw ang itlog sa imong bana sa silingan..tan-awa..alaan noon patatas ug itlog maalat..hahaaha

Promotion:

anak: ma, na promote na ko

mama: maayo noon. unsa man imong
position karon…?
anak proud jud ko sa imo…

anak; janitor japon ma,,,,pero naa nko
sa 2nd floor…

Pata..

diego: anongpulutan nyo kahapon sa
birthday mo?

berting: pata..!!

diego: wow… anong klasing pata?

berting: PATA…….galan ng kwento….
lng pera eh…

Pambansang Hayop..

Teacher: Ano ang ating pambansang
hayop? nagsimula sa
letter K!

Student: kuto?

Teacher: no, nagtatapos sa letter W!

Student: Kutow?

Teacher: mali,may sungay to.

Student: DEMONYONG KUTO?

Teacher: get out!

Ouotes:

Quotes
Quotes from the World’s GREATEST
WARRIORS:

“Veni, Vedi, Vinci!” - Julius Caesar

“I Shall Return.” - Douglas McArthur

“You give me peace in a lifetime of
war.” - Achilles

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a
bee!” - Muhammad Ali

“I WILL FIGHT INIWAN, INIWER,
INITAYM.” - Manny Pacuiao

Gulay:
Gulay
Nanay : tOtoy.. lutuin mo na ang gulay
Anak: Mamaya na po, gumagawa pa ako ng
sarangola..
Nanay: Lintik na.. makakain mo b ang
saranggola na iyan?
Anak: Bakit Nay, Mapapalipad ko a ang
gulay?

——WANTED BF/GF——

with…………

1.pleasing “PESO”nality
2.good “CAR”acteristics
3.good family “BANK” ground
4 good “MONEY”rism
5. of course very “CASH” ual……..

may kilala ka ba?

Paniki ka.

isang negrang bata
ang binigyan ng pakpak
ng isang fairy…

tanong ng bata….
“ibig sabihin nito po ay anghel na ako?”

fairy: syempre hindi noh…
negrang ito ambisyosa…
PANIKI KA>>>>

SUPER punny PArt 1…
What does a banana and a granma have in
common?
- Their both SAGING!

What did one pilipino statue say to the
other?
- Hoy STATUE?

What’s the most ugliest cow?
- IKAW

What did the small water say to the big
water?
- TUBIG

Why did the man put his radio on the
fridge?
- Because he wants to listen to COOL
music

WHat did GUNIT say when he saw his
grandma knitting his sweater?
- Gee U KNIT?

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Daghang salamat
Alimokoy

Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven. But, so
again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in
your sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is
at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In
the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak
and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the
car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one. The trouble starts when they try to
decide which one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you say. After
marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the
law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely a matter
of
chemistry. That is why a wife treats her husband like
toxic waste.
Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is finished
have a good day!