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SIR: Inday, c Sir mo 2..bangga kotse ko and i nid cash!
> > > INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka noh!
> > > SIR: Gaga! c Sir mo talaga to!
> > > INDAY: Gago! c Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!
> > >
> > >
> > > TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
> > > BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
> > > TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
> > > BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
> > > TEACHER: baket naman?
> > > BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.
> > >
> > > Dalawang magkaibigan nagtetext….
> > > PEPE: Tol! pasa load namn! 2pesos lang, my katx lng
me.
> > > Tol: cge. w8 lng. (message sent)
> > > Pepe: Tnx tol! bait mo talaga!
> > > Tol: Gago! wag ka na magtex! sayang ung pinasa ko sayo!!!
> > > Pepe: k.
> > >
> > >
> > > ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone.
> > > DOC: is it choking?
> > > ERAP: it’s max’s.
> > > DOC: i didnt mean chowking…i said, r u choking?
> > > ERAP: no.. im serious!
> > >
> > > a priest lost a bird & asked during mass…
> > > Priest: anyone got a bird?
> > > all men stood up.
> > > Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
> > > all women stood up.
> > > Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
> > > …all nuns stood up
> > >
> > > ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang taong nangrape
> > sayo?
> > >
INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal…
> > > SUSPEK: cge!!!!…mangasar ka pa!!!!
> > >
> > > dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis….
> > > Ngongo: “nges hu?”….
> > > MRS: gago!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan….e ikaw lng ngongod2!!!!
> > >
> > > Dentist & Lover….
> > > Dentist: we have 2 stop seeing each other… halata na tayo ng MR mo.
> > > Lover: but we love each other!
> > > Dentist: oo nga…but we,re running out of excuses…ISA NA LNG IPIN
>MO!
> > >
> > > Erap: lintek na ibon 2!! iniputan ako!
> > > Bodyguard: sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper…
> > > Erap: wag na!! pano mo pa mapupunasan un e nakalipad na?! tanga!!!
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