Mga Pasi-aw Sa Tanan by Ladybug
November 2nd, 2006 by ladybug
DIPERENSYA SA POBRE UG ADUNAHAN………………………………………
Kung adunahan ka, duna kay “allergy”, kung pobre ka, aduna kay “korikong”
Sa pobre, “nabu-ang”, kung adunahan, “nervous breakdown” tungod sa “tension”
Sa adunahan nga mangawat, ang tawag “kleptomaniac”, sa pobre “kawatan”
Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo, ingnon dayon ug “napasmo”, pero ug adunahan “migraine”
Kung pobre, “buktot”, pero ug adunahan “scoliotic”
Kung maid ka nga itomon, tawgon ka ug “negrita”, pero kon adunahan ka ug mas itom pa sa sulugo-on ang itawag “morena”
Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug “uwagan” o “burikat”, pero kon kwartahan ka ang ilang itawag “game” o “liberated”
Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgonka ug “tigolang”, pero kon datu ang tawag “senior citizen”
Kung anak ka kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag “slow learner” kon anak ka pobre ang tawag nimo “bogok”
BARBERONG PINOY………………………………………………………………………………………….
Usa ka barberong Pinoy nga bag-ong salta sa Amireyka dili pa kaayo maka mao nga mo-iningles. Human niyag alot sa kustomer nga nakatulog, nakalimot siya unsa-on sa pagingon ang nahuman na. Sa kalit nakahinumdom siya nga kon mahuman ang sine, sa katapusan sa pelilkula duna’y “The End”. Samtang nagba-id siya sa labaha iyang gipukaw ang Kanu ug miingon, “Joe, this is your the end.”
PINOY TALAGA…………………………………………………………………….
A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning… coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam when an American (Kano), chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Kano: “You Filipinos eat the whole bread??”
Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): “Of course.”
Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In America, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.” The Kano has a smirk on his face.
Kano: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”
Pinoy:”Of Course.”
Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We don’t. In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines.”
The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: “Do you have sex in America?”
Kano: “Why of course we do.”
Pinoy (now smirking): “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
Kano (a bit puzzled): “We throw them away, of course.”
Pinoy: “We don’t. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America.
BWwwwwAHAHAHAHA……………
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