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Smart Ass Answer #5:
>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
>As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
>his trench coat and flashed at her.
>Without missing a beat….she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket not
>your stub.”

>Smart Ass Answer #4:
>A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
>She asked a stock boy,
>”Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
>The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

>Smart Ass Answer #3:
>The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
>rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
>The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the
>cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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>Smart Ass Answer #2:
>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
>reads, “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
>of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to
>the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?”
>The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”

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#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005……..
>A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
>”Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here
>tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
>or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other
>excuses whatsoever!”
>A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What
>would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
>sexual exhaustion?”
>The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was
>restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head
>and sweetly said “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your
>other hand.”
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